My legs are short, gross, and hairy
Are they ugly? Yes, very
You see them and want to scream
That's why I hide beneath my jeans
I look bad in short
Most of us do
I look bad in shorts
Don't let it bother you
My face is pimply, it looks like shit
I've got a mole with a hair in it
Children weep at it's sight
I should stay out of the light
My heart is pure, but who cares?
It's the outside that matters
"Looks over love" that's what they say
I hope I can catch on someday
